Campers With Character: Retro Rhonda Seeks a Tow-Mate

๐ฐ CAMPERS WITH CHARACTER โ PERSONAL CONNECTIONS ๐ฐ
โค๏ธ PETITE RETRO LADY SEEKS TOW-MATE FOR LTR โค๏ธ
Long-term road trips, that is. ๐
SWF โ Single Wheeled Female
2021 model.
15' 9".
Approx. 2,530 lbs.
Curvy in all the right places. ๐
Currently unattached in Milroy, PA.
Hi, boys. The nameโs Rhonda. Retro Rhonda.
Iโm a petite little Riverside RV Retro 135 whoโs been sitting around wonderingโฆ
โIs my perfect tow-mate out there?โ ๐
I enjoy long weekends in the mountains, romantic evenings under the awning, crackling campfires, questionable campground Wi-Fi, and waking up somewhere completely different than where I went to sleep.
Looking for someone with a hitch, a sense of adventure, and preferably enough towing capacity to handle approximately 2,530 lbs. of pure personality. ๐
MY TURN-ONS ๐ฅ
๐๏ธ Full-hookup campsites
๐ฅ Campfires after dark
๐ฒ Wooded pull-through sites
๐ A properly equipped tow vehicle
๐ณ Breakfast cooked inside my kitchen
โ๏ธ Someone who appreciates a lady with air conditioning
๐ก Romantic evenings beneath my LED awning lights
๐บ๏ธ Spontaneous weekend getaways
WHAT I'M BRINGING TO THIS RELATIONSHIP ๐
I'm only 15' 9" long, but don't confuse petite with boring.
I've got:
๐๏ธ A permanent RV queen bed โ because folding down a dinette every night is no way to maintain a relationship.
๐ฟ My own private bathroom and shower โ because some things should remain a mystery.
๐ณ Refrigerator, cooktop, and microwave โ I may be old-fashioned, but I still know my way around a kitchen.
โ๏ธ 13,500 BTU A/C โ I know how to keep things cool.
๐ฅ 20,000 BTU furnace โ and when the temperature drops, I know how to heat things back up.
โจ Power awning with LED lighting โ mood lighting, sweetheart.
๐ Room for up to three โ but let's not make things weird.
ABOUT MY PAST...
Look, everybody dating in 2026 has a little baggage.
Mine happens to be near the front door. ๐
I used to have a soft spot in my entry floor that I covered with a fresh, solid surface.
There.
I told you about my past on the first date.
No secrets. No games. No catfishing.
Wellโฆunless you're camping near a good fishing hole. ๐ฃ
ISO: MY PERFECT MATCH ๐
Seeking:
Couples โ๏ธ
Solo adventurers โ๏ธ
First-time RVers โ๏ธ
Weekend warriors โ๏ธ
Empty nesters โ๏ธ
Downsizers โ๏ธ
People who say, โWe don't need a giant camper.โ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Must enjoy campfires, s'mores, road trips, questionable campground neighbors, backing into campsites while receiving conflicting hand signals, and saying:
โWe should've bought a camper years ago.โ
No commitment-phobes.
No tire-kickers.
And absolutely NO GHOSTING.
I've spent enough time sitting on an RV lot already. ๐
๐ MESSAGE FROM RHONDA:
โI'm petite, I'm curvy, I've got my own bathroom, and I weigh only about 2,530 pounds. What more are you people looking for?โ
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY.
Must have own tow vehicle.
Hitch preferred.
Campground reservations are a HUGE plus.
โค๏ธ Retro Rhonda
2021 Riverside RV Retro 135
๐ Currently accepting applications at Lerch RV โ Milroy, PA
๐ Call/Text 717-667-1400
Ask for Rhonda.
Tell 'em you saw her in the personals. ๐๐ฆ
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