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Campers With Character: Retro Rhonda Seeks a Tow-Mate

๐Ÿ“ฐ CAMPERS WITH CHARACTER โ€” PERSONAL CONNECTIONS ๐Ÿ“ฐ

โค๏ธ PETITE RETRO LADY SEEKS TOW-MATE FOR LTR โค๏ธ
Long-term road trips, that is. ๐Ÿ˜˜

SWF โ€” Single Wheeled Female
2021 model.
15' 9".
Approx. 2,530 lbs.
Curvy in all the right places. ๐Ÿ’ƒ
Currently unattached in Milroy, PA.

Hi, boys. The nameโ€™s Rhonda. Retro Rhonda.

Iโ€™m a petite little Riverside RV Retro 135 whoโ€™s been sitting around wonderingโ€ฆ

โ€œIs my perfect tow-mate out there?โ€ ๐Ÿ‘€

I enjoy long weekends in the mountains, romantic evenings under the awning, crackling campfires, questionable campground Wi-Fi, and waking up somewhere completely different than where I went to sleep.

Looking for someone with a hitch, a sense of adventure, and preferably enough towing capacity to handle approximately 2,530 lbs. of pure personality. ๐Ÿ˜˜

MY TURN-ONS ๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐Ÿ•๏ธ Full-hookup campsites
๐Ÿ”ฅ Campfires after dark
๐ŸŒฒ Wooded pull-through sites
๐Ÿš™ A properly equipped tow vehicle
๐Ÿณ Breakfast cooked inside my kitchen
โ„๏ธ Someone who appreciates a lady with air conditioning
๐Ÿ’ก Romantic evenings beneath my LED awning lights
๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ Spontaneous weekend getaways

WHAT I'M BRINGING TO THIS RELATIONSHIP ๐Ÿ’‹

I'm only 15' 9" long, but don't confuse petite with boring.

I've got:

๐Ÿ›๏ธ A permanent RV queen bed โ€” because folding down a dinette every night is no way to maintain a relationship.

๐Ÿšฟ My own private bathroom and shower โ€” because some things should remain a mystery.

๐Ÿณ Refrigerator, cooktop, and microwave โ€” I may be old-fashioned, but I still know my way around a kitchen.

โ„๏ธ 13,500 BTU A/C โ€” I know how to keep things cool.

๐Ÿ”ฅ 20,000 BTU furnace โ€” and when the temperature drops, I know how to heat things back up.

โœจ Power awning with LED lighting โ€” mood lighting, sweetheart.

๐Ÿ˜ Room for up to three โ€” but let's not make things weird.

ABOUT MY PAST...

Look, everybody dating in 2026 has a little baggage.

Mine happens to be near the front door. ๐Ÿ˜‚

I used to have a soft spot in my entry floor that I covered with a fresh, solid surface.

There.

I told you about my past on the first date.

No secrets. No games. No catfishing.

Wellโ€ฆunless you're camping near a good fishing hole. ๐ŸŽฃ

ISO: MY PERFECT MATCH ๐Ÿ’•

Seeking:

Couples โœ”๏ธ
Solo adventurers โœ”๏ธ
First-time RVers โœ”๏ธ
Weekend warriors โœ”๏ธ
Empty nesters โœ”๏ธ
Downsizers โœ”๏ธ
People who say, โ€œWe don't need a giant camper.โ€ โœ”๏ธโœ”๏ธโœ”๏ธ

Must enjoy campfires, s'mores, road trips, questionable campground neighbors, backing into campsites while receiving conflicting hand signals, and saying:

โ€œWe should've bought a camper years ago.โ€

No commitment-phobes.

No tire-kickers.

And absolutely NO GHOSTING.

I've spent enough time sitting on an RV lot already. ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ’Œ MESSAGE FROM RHONDA:

โ€œI'm petite, I'm curvy, I've got my own bathroom, and I weigh only about 2,530 pounds. What more are you people looking for?โ€

SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY.

Must have own tow vehicle.

Hitch preferred.

Campground reservations are a HUGE plus.

โค๏ธ Retro Rhonda
2021 Riverside RV Retro 135
๐Ÿ“ Currently accepting applications at Lerch RV โ€” Milroy, PA
๐Ÿ“ž Call/Text 717-667-1400

Ask for Rhonda.

Tell 'em you saw her in the personals. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐ŸฆŠ

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